No weight loss on a low carb diet for me

I think I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't lose any weight on a low carb diet. I lost a little the first week, but none since then. I don't have a scale. I'm going by how my clothes fit. They fit no differently. My stomach is still bloated and big. I'll probably be the first person who has to do a starvation low carb diet. And honestly, if it's that much trouble, what is the point? I'd rather eat way more veggies than all this meat. I'm going to keep trying, but if I can eat all the chocolate I want and stay this weight, I'd rather do that than eat bacon.